mirage1
09-12-2008, 01:51 AM
This made me laugh: An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
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We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What in God's name are ye lads thinkin' over in the colonies!
-Paddy
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We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What in God's name are ye lads thinkin' over in the colonies!
-Paddy