So I want to host one of **those** kinds of parties

[Meredith]

You know, a home sales party for "marital aids." What we lovingly call a Fuckerware party.

What companies are good? Which aren't so good? What should I know/do as a hostess? I'm planning it as a Girls' Night Out for lots of moms with little ones, and I'm not sure how racy the crowd will be.

Give me tips, advice, horror stories... whatever ya got!

[hamamelis]

I've not been to one in ages- but remember it was a lot of fun, lots of laughs for sure.

[gfrach]

Fuckerware

LOVE IT!!!! LOL!!

[Jengirl]

I do recommend some drinks for all first.. that makes it even more entertaining. Especially if they do some "games". We had to peel banana's with no hands from someone else's lap. And suck up M&M's with a straw and drop them into another cup.

[hamamelis]

I do recommend some drinks for all first.. that makes it even more entertaining. Especially if they do some "games". We had to peel banana's with no hands from someone else's lap. And suck up M&M's with a straw and drop them into another cup.

:faint: :spit: :rofl: :hmmm: :yikes: :worthless:

[renee]

And the game "Dickhead", where everyone sticks a piece of paper on top of their head and draws a penis. Most lifelike wins the prize.

Apparently, even though I cannot draw stick figures, I am incredibly good at drawing a lifelike penis on my head. Go figure.

:rofl:

I do recommend some drinks for all first.. that makes it even more entertaining. Especially if they do some "games". We had to peel banana's with no hands from someone else's lap. And suck up M&M's with a straw and drop them into another cup.

[Storymama]

I think I want to be invited :loveit:. I've never been to one!!

LMAO, "Fuckerware". . . .!!!! Never heard that one . . . :iloveyou: !!!

[Cat]

I am LMAO at Fuckerware.

I had a blast at the one I went to recently. It was Sassy Sensations - and the stuff she showed us was pretty tame - on the level of beaded dolphins and glass dildos, edible massage oil, etc. (we got into her trunk after the show and got out the handcuffs and whips and giggled).

I agree about the alcohol (our hostess had some excellent sangria). For me, what made it really fun was that I was super close to almost all of the dozen or so women there, so watching their expressions really made the party for me. There only a couple of people whom I'd never met (good friends of the hostess).

I guess from an um...shopping....perspective it helped that the hostess and a couple of the women had used many of the products and could give us reviews. Apparently, we bought a comparitive lot for this sort of party - the consultant mentioned it several times (sounded sort of shocked) - I guess we presented as our tame homeschooler alter egos, lol.

[Amanda_Reyasmom]

*wishes she still lived in DFW for M's party*

[hamamelis]

(we got into her trunk after the show and got out the handcuffs and whips and giggled).



:-P

[Jengirl]

:faint: :spit: :rofl: :hmmm: :yikes: :worthless:

xx