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Jill
06-30-2008, 10:48 PM
Drew was telling me about how his eyes were bothering him and he was trying to explain it to me...so he said "well, they are itchy" and I said oh, do they burn when you close your eyes? And he said "No, they are itchy on the outside, when I close my eyes it feels better" so I was like OK.
So then he said "Mom, it's my EYECAPS"
uh, ok, LMAO. EYECAPS? and he said "yes, Mommy, my eyecaps itch and I rub them like this" and he rubbed his eyelids. So I said "Oh, yes, eyeLIDS.." and he said "right. the covers for my eyeballs"

Seriously, this kid is a RIOT. ALL.THE.TIME.

Tonight I was watching the Bachelorette, and he was up in my room supposedly sleeping, and he had snuck down and was apparently watching because he walked up to me, grabbed my hand, and said "do I have to wait until I am old to fall in love?" and I said "oh, honey, I don't know what you mean, what are you asking me that for?" and he said "because I am only 6 and I already fell in love already" and I was thinking ok, the girl who made his heart fill with love, right? So he said "I fell in love with you when I was born and I am still in love with you"
O.M.G. there are NO words.
:love:

kellydog
06-30-2008, 10:57 PM
:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:

Bickery
06-30-2008, 11:13 PM
Oh, that's so sweet! I love little boys!

That also reminds me of ds calling jeans "long sleeved pants" :hug2:

indigo
06-30-2008, 11:34 PM
He is such a doll. nt

riversprite
06-30-2008, 11:43 PM
So he said "I fell in love with you when I was born and I am still in love with you"
O.M.G. there are NO words.
:love:

My rotten ungrateful children *never* say that to me. LOL!
You are one lucky mama. :-)

Kathy
07-01-2008, 02:44 AM
Awwwww! Drew is such a sweetie. Arden was crying the other night. Why? Because he asked if he could marry me, and I told him I was already married to his Daddy. "But what if Daddy dies?" :eyes: Er, well, it's against the law to marry family (silly me, this would have worked with Ryan!). Fast forward to Arden sobbing, saying, "It's not fair! I should get to marry you!" Ah, young love :rofl:

Vicky
07-01-2008, 07:25 AM
Drew was telling me about how his eyes were bothering him and he was trying to explain it to me...so he said "well, they are itchy" and I said oh, do they burn when you close your eyes? And he said "No, they are itchy on the outside, when I close my eyes it feels better" so I was like OK.
So then he said "Mom, it's my EYECAPS"
uh, ok, LMAO. EYECAPS? and he said "yes, Mommy, my eyecaps itch and I rub them like this" and he rubbed his eyelids. So I said "Oh, yes, eyeLIDS.." and he said "right. the covers for my eyeballs"

Seriously, this kid is a RIOT. ALL.THE.TIME.

Tonight I was watching the Bachelorette, and he was up in my room supposedly sleeping, and he had snuck down and was apparently watching because he walked up to me, grabbed my hand, and said "do I have to wait until I am old to fall in love?" and I said "oh, honey, I don't know what you mean, what are you asking me that for?" and he said "because I am only 6 and I already fell in love already" and I was thinking ok, the girl who made his heart fill with love, right? So he said "I fell in love with you when I was born and I am still in love with you"
O.M.G. there are NO words.
:love:

He must melt you into a puddle multiple times a day. What a sweet kid!

Sue
07-01-2008, 08:38 AM
Awwwww!! How sweet! nt