Funny answers to end of year questions

[davidah]

My older DD's 2nd grade teacher had them answer a list of questions for a year-end memory booklet.

Here are some answers that I thought were funny. Feel free to ask your children (or yourself) and post responses.

Instructions: Finish each sentence.

1. I love to. . .read Harry Potter
2. I used to. . .be an only kid.
3. I want to. . .play trumpet when I'm nine and go to antartica.
4. I worry about. . .having a fire at my house.

Something I've accomplished: Playing Minuet #3 on my violin.
Favorite movie: Singing in the Rain
Favorite foods: Candy, mango, pineapple
A T.V. show I never miss: None. I don't watch TV

If I were the teacher I would. . .do lots of math and no writing.
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .no more global warming.
If I could call the President I would say. . . You should tell congress to make a law not to allow any smoking.
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .Barack Obama. :jester:


Enjoy!
Davidah

[Peggyann]

Aidan (age 6.5):

1.I love to... play soccer
2. I used to. . .be five years old
3. I want to. . play basketball
4. I worry about. . .getting sick

Something I've accomplished: shooting 25 baskets
Favorite movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerors Stone
Favorite foods: cheese, pizza, steak, pickles, apples
A T.V. show I never miss: SpongeBob


If I were the teacher I would. . .teach lots of math!
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .to help clean it up
If I could call the President I would say. . .no more littering!
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .a police officer!

~PA~

[mirage1]

(Bump!) I'll have to have Cassie do these tomorrow...

[Jessica]

This is Kaden's answers(age 7):

Instructions: Finish each sentence.

1. I love to. . .play.
2. I used to. . .play tennis.
3. I want to. . .go on vacation.
4. I worry about. . .I don't really worry about anything.

Something I've accomplished: "Soccer and drawing squirrels(trying really hard not to :jester:) I'm actually very accomplished, but those are the things I am best at."
Favorite movie: Star Wars
Favorite foods: Broccoli and strawberries
A T.V. show I never miss: Well pretty much nothing...I like to watch movies.

If I were the teacher I would. . .teach.
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .a lot more plants.
If I could call the President I would say. . . hi(said in a real deadpan voice).:jester:
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .myself.

[Jessica]

This is Keaton's answers(age 5):

Instructions: Finish each sentence.

1. I love to. . .eat strawberries and put raisins in my mouth.
2. I used to. . .like to do work.
3. I want to. . .go on vacation.
4. I worry about. . .being dead.

Something I've accomplished: I beat a level on the Incredibles gamecube game.
Favorite movie: Monster House
Favorite foods: Strawberries, Pizza, cupcakes, chicken and milkshakes
A T.V. show I never miss: Monster House

If I were the teacher I would. . .teach and let them eat whatever they want in class.
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .that everyone would have a house.
If I could call the President I would say. . . I like to be in school.
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .a clownfish:jester:

[Jessica]

Kollin's answers(age 11:

Instructions: Finish each sentence.

1. I love to. . .read.
2. I used to. . .play baseball.
3. I want to. . .go on vacation.(notice a theme :rofl:)
4. I worry about. . .not really much of anything.

Something I've accomplished: I've set records on Golden Sun. I also got my Arrow of Light.
Favorite movie: Prestige
Favorite foods: Ribs, chocolate chess pie, eggrolls, peppersteak
A T.V. show I never miss: Survivior and Everybody Loves Raymond

If I were the teacher I would. . .teach foreign languages.
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .no drugs(remember him finding my stash*, apparently he is still of the same mind).
If I could call the President I would say. . . hello how are you doing? Then I would call him an idiot and hang up. But he would probably know who I was anyhow. :rofl:
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .me

*My stash was not drugs, it was herbs, but he thought it was drugs..very comical indeed.

[Holly]

1. I love to. . .swim
2. I used to. . .not be able to swim
3. I want to. . .go to the beach
4. I worry about. . .lice :rofl: {both my kids had lice this winter and she evidently is still scarred from it, she literally hyperventilated when I found the lice in her}

Something I've accomplished...flips on the trampoline in gymnastics class
Favorite movie: Scooby Doo
Favorite foods: Chicken noodle soup
A T.V. show I never miss: Spongebob

If I were the teacher I would. . .teach kids how to ready really hard books
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . that everyone had pet fish
If I could call the President I would say. . . Go back home :razzberry:
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .the Queen

[Jessica]

Lillian's answers(age almost 3):

Instructions: Finish each sentence.

1. I love to. . .play GameCube:bag:
2. I used to. . .I don't know.
3. I want to. . .go on vacation.yet another one.. :rofl:
4. I worry about. . .probably...I don't know.

Something I've accomplished: Singing
Favorite movie: Strawberry Shortcake
Favorite Foods: Strawberries
A T.V. show I never miss: *begins singing like Ariel ....*

If I were the teacher I would. . .wear a dress
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .
If I could call the President I would say. . . *sings* Happy Birthday to ya
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . . Strawberry Shortcake

[aleutsi]

1. I love to. . Ice skate
2. I used to. . . Have a Chihuahua
3. I want to. . . Have a pet gerbil
4. I worry about. . My sister on tour

Something I've accomplished... Went down the rapids (local water park ride, evidently scary for her)
Favorite movie: The Little Mermaid One and Two
Favorite foods: Pizza
A T.V. Show I never miss: H20

If I were the teacher I would. . . Teach a kindergarten
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . To make it safe
If I could call the President I would say. . . Let 9yos drive... You know that was a joke, right? Can I have a tour of the White House?
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . . Myself

[mirage1]

Cassie's answers:

1. I love to. . .go crazy at basketball and baseball games
2. I used to. . .watch Barney
3. I want to. . .be a famous pop star
4. I worry about. . .Sugar (that's our dog)

Something I've accomplished: learning how to play the flute
Favorite movie: See, that's a really tough one... huh... Tie between Knight's Tale and Stick It
Favorite foods: Chocolate, pizza, doughnuts
A T.V. show I never miss: Well, Ned's Declassified ...because I record that

If I were the teacher I would. . .be really nice to the class and help them a lot
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .no more wars
If I could call the President I would say. . . "Wow, I'm talking to the President." Or, "Hi."
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .Me.

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When she answered "me" to that last one I said, "That's a very nice answer." And she replied, "Me--I'd just want to be me! My life is pretty much perfect, it's very nice." :hearts::hearts::hearts:

[mirage1]

Lillian's answers(age almost 3):

Instructions: Finish each sentence.

1. I love to. . .play GameCube:bag:
2. I used to. . .I don't know.
3. I want to. . .go on vacation.yet another one.. :rofl:
4. I worry about. . .probably...I don't know.

Something I've accomplished: Singing
Favorite movie: Strawberry Shortcake
Favorite Foods: Strawberries
A T.V. show I never miss: *begins singing like Ariel ....*

If I were the teacher I would. . .wear a dress
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . .
If I could call the President I would say. . . *sings* Happy Birthday to ya
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . . Strawberry ShortcakeFor heaven's sake, Jessica, take these kids on a vacation! :jester:

[aleutsi]

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When she answered "me" to that last one I said, "That's a very nice answer." And she replied, "Me--I'd just want to be me! My life is pretty much perfect, it's very nice." :hearts::hearts::hearts:

Isn't it nice to hear your kids say there is no one else they'd rather be than who they are? DD answered that way, too. Now, other times I might have asked her and she might have said something silly.. like Hannah Montanna or whatever, but it's nice to catch them in a realistic moment and they tell you how they really feel. :hearts:

[Pensive]

Ben, age 7.

1. I love to. . .play.
2. I used to. . .be a baby.
3. I want to. . .go to Carowinds.
4. I worry about. . ..caves

Something I've accomplished: made a paper Dalek
Favorite movie: Curious George
Favorite foods: almond butter and honey, cheese, cake
A T.V. show I never miss: Zula Patrol

If I were the teacher I would. . .teach how to swim
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . ..no more trouble ever
If I could call the President I would say. . . how are you, Mr. President?
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .a knight!

Tommy, age 4
1. I love to. . .hug
2. I used to. . .hug
3. I want to. . .go to the playground
4. I worry about. . ..skeletons

Something I've accomplished: "let me fink, reading a book"
Favorite movie: Spiderman (he's never seen it)
Favorite foods: spirit of sponge with no sponge in it (it's a British dessert called "syrup of sponge" but he only likes the syrup part)
A T.V. show I never miss: Maya and Miguel (they almost never watch this!)

If I were the teacher I would. . .teach you how to take pictures "wery" good outside
If I could make a wish for the world it would be. . ..to be nice
If I could call the President I would say. . . Bye, Mr. President
If I could be any person in the world I would be. . .a Tooth Fairy